Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?