Why are trees so good at interior design?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?