What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?