Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?