Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
