What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What game do bats excel at?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do math teachers eat?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What insect thinks it's a dog?