What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where do polar bears store their money?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?