Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What game do bats excel at?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?