What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the politest month?