What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
How do you measure a millennial?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?