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What do math teachers eat?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the cow cross the road?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?