What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
