What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where does water do all its banking?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?