What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?