What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?