What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
How did the tree get lost?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
When is a baseball player like a thief?