What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do bees get to school?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which subject has two parts?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What insect thinks it's a dog?