When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the beach's favorite movie?