When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
