How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do bees chew?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What sweet treat never panics?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a magical reptile?