Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?