What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
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What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where do stars go to college?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?