What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do cats love to work?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?