What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a short cow?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
