What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?