What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How does dinner smell?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?