Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Who invented fractions?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do bees get to school?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?