Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which relative loves rice?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How long will dinner be?