What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a flying police officer?
