What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?