What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?