What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do pigs love to take naps?