Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did autumn say to summer?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?