What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?