What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How does a barber get to work?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?