Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?