How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?