What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where does cheese invest its money?