What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
