Which flower is easily embarrassed?
A rose.
What do you call a dog in space?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?