What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?