What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?