What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why didn't the melons get married?