What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the loudest sport?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?