What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?