What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are stones so good at music?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
