Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you make a cow float?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?