What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?