Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?