Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
