What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?