Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?