Why are turtles so shy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?