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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Why do all the planets get along?
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What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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Why did the student eat their homework?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
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What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What animal should you never play poker with?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?