Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
