Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?