Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How did the toad die?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?