Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?