What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do colds go on vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?