What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call two birds in love?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What game do mice love to play?
What is the smallest lion?
What do bees chew?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?