Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?