What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What part of a football field is never the same?