What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?