How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How did the toad die?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Bears love exotic cars.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What game does chlorine never lose?