How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are fish such good architects?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
