What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of bird can write?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?