What do farmers do on February 14th?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is the color of the wind?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?