What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do polar bears vote?