What animal always goes to heaven?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?