How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
When should baseball players wear armor?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How does a barber get to work?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where does water do all its banking?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?