What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How are mountains able to see?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why should you not pamper a cow?