What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?