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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?