What fish loves to play in a band?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which plant has the best roar?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?