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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
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What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
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Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
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Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?