Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the fish blush?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?