What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How long will dinner be?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How do billboards talk?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a cat's favorite song?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do German dogs sleep?
