What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do crabs never give to charity?