What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?