What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What animal knows kung fu?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?