What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the frog starve?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?