What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What animal likes to party the most?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
