What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?