What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which former US President was always cold?