What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who do camels find most inspiring?