What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?