What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do bees get to school?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?