Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?