What shape is bad at driving?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is the strongest animal?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?