Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
When do mice play every day?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
