What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?