What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?