What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?