What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's the friendliest pen?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?