What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What style of music weighs the most?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
