Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Where do chips wear socks?