What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do elves learn in school?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?