Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?