What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where does Superman park his cars?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
