What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a cat's favorite snack?