Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Because they are great at fixing problems!
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
