Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?