What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
