What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why is summer always sad?