What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What sports are both plant-based?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?