What do you call a small mom?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the scariest letter?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?