What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?