Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do books sleep?
What style of music weighs the most?
I broke my finger!
Why was the broom late for school?
How does a taco bless the table?
What utensil does water use to eat?
