What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?