What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
