What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What makes music in your hair?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?