Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?