Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.