Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What color are all the books in the library?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?