Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?