Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are billionaires such good parents?