Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?