Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do horses reside?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
