Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?