What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do pigs do over the summer?