Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
When does a horse talk?
Which dogs love to study science?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which family member has tusks?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?