Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are cars magic?
What's E.T. short for?