Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What animals make the best students?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
