Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the best day to go to the beach?