Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are winter days great?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?