Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do math teachers love March?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?