Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a pig thief?