Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
