Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What was the first animal in space?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where would you find an elephant?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?