Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do farmers do on February 14th?