Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call an angry monkey?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?