Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How did the toad die?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What are you studying in math?
