How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
