How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What insect runs away from everything?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?