Why were the atoms always hungry?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?