Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is spring the oddest season?