What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do Scottish toads play?
What food is a man's best friend?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?