What do you call a dancing sheep?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?