Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the politest month?