What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Bears love exotic cars.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?