What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
