How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do fish live in salt water?