Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What kind of bird can write?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?