Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do bunnies stay fit?