Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
