What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?