Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the foal cough?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the coach go to the bank?