Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which family member is always relieved?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What table can you never sit at?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?