Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
