My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where does laundry go to college?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?