Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?