What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the friendliest national park?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the frog starve?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
