Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?