What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's the opposite of irony?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?