What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
