What's the richest basketball team?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do chips wear socks?