Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do automobiles fly?
Do dads always snore?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?